Not a Young, Single

Straight Guy?

If you are a married man, gay man, older man, straight woman, lesbian, or otherwise not a young, single, straight guy: No problem. This bud site's for you too!

As you visit the site, please fill in the face, gender etc. of the object of your affection.

We know that young, single straight guys don't have a lock on cluelessness when it comes to flowers. Cluelessness can be all inclusive.

Please feel free to come drink of our floral knowledge. It just might save your bud too.

So, why do we focus on young, straight guys in this site? Simply because, in our experience, this group has proven to be the most completely, utterly, and unabashedly clueless about flowers.

Plus, we thought all the rest of you might enjoy thinking about their discomfort.

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